What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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